Have been watching trailers for Kingsman the Golden Circle and my brain went what if the Mag 7 boys were Statesman? In the movie, the Statesman agents are named after Liquor. Agent Champagne...Agent Tequila...Agent Whiskey....Agent Ginger Ale which got me to thinking, What would the 'Boys' agents names be? Below are the names which came to me.
Orin Travis - Agent Cognac
Chris Larabee - Agent Malt
Vin Tanner - Agent Rye
Buck Wilmington - Agent Rum
Ezra Standish - Agent Bourbon
Josiah Sanchez - Agent Gin
Nathan Jackson - Agent Brandy
J.D. Dunne - Agent Irish
Also below is a little snippet of a Mag 7 Statesman AU crossover with Kingsman the Golden Circle inspired by two scenes in a Kingsman 2 trailer found at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR8BpZVyoFo
"You want one too. I can see it in your eyes, Vin." said the youngest and newest Statesman, J.D. Dunne.
Vin tore his eyes from the video playing on the laptop screen and scowled at him.
"Doubt that Jack, I mean Agent Whiskey wants to share his. And I haven't heard of it being offered to any of the other agents. But yeah, I would love an electric lasso like the one he has."
Maybe Agent Cognac can ask Agent Champagne if you can be fitted with one as well, answered J.D.
Vin mulled that thought over and replied, "Maybe, Orin is our regional supervisor. I'll ask Chris about it."
J.D. settled into the chair next to Vin's and hit the replay button on the screen. "Do you think, Agent Malt is going to be very angry with me for hacking into Agent Ginger Ale's video feed and downloading it to our private server?"
Vin shrugged and answered, "Depend's on how angry she is and how much Director Champagne complains to Agent Cognac. Though I hope you're packed, cause I think we'll all be flying to Kentucky tomorrow."
Hope you are all doing well. :D